Any suggestions friends?

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a
face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a
face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it
twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same
mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

Sape2 yg pernah di'fire' sedemikan rupa, maka sudah2 ler tue, mungkin ada hikmah disebalik penolakan yang penuh sinisme tersebut. Dialog tersebut takde kene mengena antara yang hidup atau meninggal dunia. No offense! Cume utk mengendurkan urat2 muka yg tegang dikalangan budak2 RCSI tatkala exam semakin dekat.

Yg sebenarnye....I have a hidden agenda. Huhu.

Economy bureau of PPIMI need u guyz to bring up some suggestions on how to generate more money for the body. We already have a few, but we need more. Any sorts of ideas, be it creative or innovative that you can think of, just vomit it out. I'd appreciate it very much.

Ingatlah, keredhaan Allah itu penting dalam setiap perkara yang kita lakukan.